You all knew it was going to happen sooner or later. I finally figured out how to capitalize on my social "graces" and face that only a mother could love! This year I gathered all the troops and was all ready to get my ugly on for the sake of my favorite charity, Planned Parenthood...
... until I was informed that this year's UMOC stands for Ultimate Manifestation of Core (better known to some as k0r3).
And thusly, I was thwarted. But seeing as I couldn't just tell all the troops to go home, I've decided to do a 180 with my campaign and run for UMOC anyways.
Thus, I'll be out at the booth located in Lobby 10 periodically all this week parading around in my circuitboard corset (a Victoria's Secret, no less!) and snapping around some cat5e, and maybe if I can make a trip up to Radio Shack, I'll even make myself some LED heads for my poi and be spinning out in Lobby 10. So come and empty your change jars, wallets, whatever you might be willing to spare into my jar at the booth to help me earn some money for Planned Parenthood. The more money and encouragement I get, the more often I'll be out in Lobby 10 performing. Hell, I might even be convinced to do dances for dollar bills for my jar. But that's contingent on how much support I get :)
See you at the booth! And let's see some mad $$$ for Planned Parenthood - incidentally, Alpha Sigma Sigma's charity of choice!
Incidentally, if that isn't a compelling enough reason in and of itself, the Ultimate Manifestation of k0r3 booth is often times located right next to the Pro-Life booth, and it was pointed out to me that my choice of charity would definitely be an interesting way to stick it to 'em.
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