I am going to hell.

While I am sure that those of you who still remain as part of the Plague-ey fanbase after my several month long hiatus of entries are clamoring for an update, I will but temporarily sate your desire for quality, horrible literature by redirecting you to the website that I have been frequenting for the past few days.

Over the last two days, I have completed reading the 77+ entries on the website known as http://tard-blog.com. There is very little to say about this site, beyond the fact that yes, indeed, it is exactly what the hostname indicates. It's a blog written by fictitious writer Riti Sped, a special education teacher, who keeps a daily log of the goings-on in her classrom. And by god, it is addictive. As I am sure all of you are wondering "what kind of sick asshole compulsively reads a weblog about mentally retarded children?" I assure you, it is people like me, and most probably, people like you who tend to enjoy the unique stylings of the Bubonic Plague Luncheonette and the recommended reading list/links associated with this site.
I came upon this site whilst browsing a link off of http://maddox.xmission.com (which, as you will note, is on the list of "highly recommended links" and one of this author's favorites). Specifically, The Adventures of Tucker Max - a site I have also been frequenting as of late, after reading his particularly humorously harrowing ordeal "Tucker tries buttsex." For those of you who would immediately run to the site to read this story for yourself, I assure you that it was, in fact, not the first story I read (I started from the beginning with "sushi pants"), but probably the most humorous and best story on the site.
Naturally, after reading through the Adventures of Tucker Max, I proceeded on to read from the assortment of works of "the friends of Tucker Max."
After having finished tard-blog, I am presently out of reading material, which is probably for the best, as I am now no longer continually reading about kids who defecate in wastebaskets and eat scented candles and feeling horribly wrong for laughing along with the author, all whilst shirking my coding responsibilities.
For now, dear readers, enjoy the supplemental reading material (conveniently now listed in the links section of the Bubonic Plague Luncheonette), and I will return with more foulness.

Further bulletins as events warrant.