Ways to Get Free Panties

Today I rediscovered a little truth behind the phrase "it doesn't hurt to ask."
Those of you who know me may be familiar with my absolutely steel resolve against asking for anything, be it favors or material goods, should still note that while most of that has not changed, I have now progressed to asking for bizarre yet convenient favors should the opportunity arise.
That having been said, today, after being heartily mocked for wearing white schoolgirl panties with an otherwise all-black outfit, I resolved to cash in the Victoria's Secret "1 free panty" card that Jerrod had conveniently tucked in my wallet some time ago.
How, you might ask, did I manage to get to a Victoria's Secret given the lack of free time in my schedule? The answer to that question is: "by victimizing someone else." Specifically, by taking advantage of the fact that Kurisu, a good Korean gentleman in my dorm who has a distinct aversion to anything remotely sexual in nature, was loudly announcing his trip to the mall this afternoon in lieu of doing work.
Not even bothering to think twice, I immediately whipped out my free panty card in the middle of the kitchen and asked "Chris, if you're going to the Galleria, could you please go into Victoria's Secret and pick me up a pair of panties? I have a free coupon here and I'm never going to get to the mall before it expires, so could you please get me a black satin V-string, size small?"
After staring at me blankly for a moment, taking the card, repeating the order several times, Kurisu added, "Sure, and hey, does anyone else have any free panties they want me to pick up at Vicki's Secret?"
Surely I had nothing to lose at that point, considering the panties were free to begin with, but lo and behold, upon Kurisu's return, I received exactly what I had asked for, and I am even told that Kurisu, being loathe to touch the little panties on the table, had gone so far as to flick the panty up with the card and dangle it to the cashier, who wrapped it in pink paper. Thus, of course, meaning that the panties are even Chris-free (tm).
In conclusion, this is my testimonial for the Kurisu Panty Delivery Service, which I invite all my readers to take advantage of. Happy underpanting!

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