In the beginning, there was a debate...

And the words were "Something Positive."
From the moment that my good friend Steph and I had established our working dynamic, our surrounding accomplices and victims alike didst spake "It's Peejee and Aubrey!" And yet, from this equating, all were still left ambiguous, as to which one, exactly, was Peejee and which one was Aubrey.
For some time, there was argument that both of us, were Peejee, I for my blue hair and undeniable asian heritage, Steph for her foul mouth and keen sense of humor. Others still, argued Steph for Peejee, as she lacked the violent psychoticism I possessed to be Aubrey. However, there shall be no more argument... as I believe today's Something Positive settles all matters. I think I've even once caught myself about to say "It's my party and she'll die if I want her to."

I believe that those arguing for the Steph-Peejee, Kim-Aubrey dynamic have won.

Further bulletins as events warrant.

UPDATE:
The next one in the series is awesome too. Holy crap, I love this comic. It somehow makes me wish that I'd found it much longer ago, when I'd had the chance to take some of these choice phrases for a test-run. Man, if this entire week's series is this good, I'm gonna print 'em out and make myself a T-shirt!