Getting Nudie for Charity

Once again, in the spirit of last year's stint in UMOC (ugliest manifestation on campus), I will be proudly getting nudie for charity in the Women of the East Side Calendar.

To purchase pictures of delicious, authentic, 100% MIT engineer boot-ay, please visit the website to place your order. Each calendar is $12.50. All details are included in the website, as is an FAQ for the charity of choice (alas, the benefits to this project will not be going to my favorite charity, Planned Parenthood, but to the equally charitable Big Jimmy Scholarship Fund).

I can personally attest to the fact that the ladies in this calendar are, indeed, good-looking despite claims you may have previously read in the Bubonic Plague Luncheonette regarding hideous women from MIT. Miss Woz and her intrepid partner in crime Vogt have done an excellent job in pruning the fug-mos from the MIT female population in order to present a selection of truly delectable engineer ass for your discerning palate. Trust me, there are no "fried-eggs-on-hat-hooks" nor smiling chimpanzees from previous sightings at Random Hall. It seems that while said aforementioned ugly women have no qualms about inflicting their inverted nipples with hairs growing out of them on innocent doormmates, they seem far less inclined to commit these images to film and print. And no, indeed, I am not lying about the nipple-hair, nor the inverted nipples. Ask me some time and I'll name names of former dorm-mates who lactate through my nightmares.

In any case, supplies of these calendars are limited - there will only be 500 copies printed total and they are expected to come in on Monday. I believe I'm Miss February 2006, which is something of a pity considering I will only be up for 2 weeks, but I have been told that I have also been featured in a montage in one of the later months of this full-color 16 month calendar.
On behalf of Miss Woz, Vogt, the Ladies of the East Side, and the beneficiaries of the Big Jimmy Fund, I extend my warmest thanks for your support.

Further bulletins as events warrant.