Stupidity Tax

A short and sweet posting, as events are sure to warrant further bulletins.
Loudly and angrily, I shall proclaim "arrgh!" as, once again, I paid a stupidity tax of $40 to the Institvte that has buttered me with a delicious honey-mustard glaze, reamed me full of cloves, and securely fastened me to an enormous rotisserie spit which they are twisting upon an open flame and watching as bits of glaze begin to crackle, pop, and crystallize while I stare in gaping-mouthed shock with an apple crammed in my maw like so many other peegs they have roasted before. Stupid preregistration for the fall term has an initialization deadline as early as May 28th, although if you fail completely to preregister by August 12th, you get fined a meaty $75. Hamfuckers.

Further bulletins as events warrant.